Established 2026 • A countdown party for the terminally online

Is He Dead Yet?

A bright, ridiculous countdown-party meme coin for those refreshing the timeline, pre-ordering confetti, and waiting for the party to start.

Satire only. This is a political parody and party-themed meme coin concept, not a real-world update or call for harm.

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$DeadYet Seriously, just wen? We are ready to throw a party when the evil fat orange thief leaves!

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Follow the official X account for the newest $DEADYET party updates, memes, and countdown posts.

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New posts will be added here as the account keeps posting. Use the X button to see the live feed.

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Important: This site is political satire and meme coin parody. It is not affiliated with evil fat orange thief, his family, campaign, companies, estate, or any political organization, and it is not a real-world death notice or call to action. This is parody. We are not pieces of shit like MAGA trying to kill anyone, just celebrating better times when it comes.

Patiently refreshing. Party hats ready.

Since time immemorial, the internet has gathered around countdowns, rumors, and terrible financial decisions. Today, one question echoes through the blockchain with confetti-loaded absurdity: Is the party started yet?

Party Status Pending
Dance Floor Mood Aggressively Festive
Community Energy Patiently Waiting; Not Taking Action.
Financial Advice Absolutely Not

No official party horn has sounded.

Our community remains on standby with party hats tilted, playlists queued, and wallets making poor choices. Until then, the guest book remains open, the confetti remains loaded, and the chart remains suspiciously alive.

Party Hours

Watch the chart whenever the markets are open, closed, or pretending to sleep off the pre-game.

Party Fund

Liquidity supported by jokes, confetti, and questionable wallet decisions.

RSVP Book

Leave RSVPs, memes, and dramatic predictions for the community.

Party Favors

Coming soon: digital party hats, commemorative JPEGs, and other things your accountant will hate.

$DEADYET Allocation

Every transaction helps preserve the sacred internet tradition of turning public obsession into a tradable party favor.

$DEADYET Total Supply
1,000,000,000
Punch Bowl LiquidityPump Fun %
Community Dance FloorYes %
Confetti MarketingMaybe %
Dev Party FundWe Bought %
Burned AfterpartyTBD %

A loud march toward absolutely no guaranteed utility.

Phase 1

The Pre-Game

Launch site, socials, memes, and first liquidity.

Phase 2

The Invite List

Community raids, listings, and irresponsible chart watching.

Phase 3

The Main Event

Meme contests, RSVP wall, and digital party favors.

Phase 4

The Afterparty Pump

No unrealistic promises. No guaranteed pump. Just vibes, streamers, and disclaimers.

How to buy $DEADYET

These instructions are placeholders. Replace the chain, contract address, and swap link after launch.

  1. 01 Prepare your wallet

    Use your preferred crypto wallet and make sure you are on the correct chain.

  2. 02 Acquire the base asset

    Get SOL

  3. 03 Swap for $DEADYET

    Paste the official contract address. Do not trust random links from grief counselors.

  4. 04 Hold irresponsibly festive

    Or do not. It is your wallet, your risk, and your tax problem.

Contract Address E8BtcnJAbv9SUvHewovgimigQmUzWpmZq8StMzZLpump

Add the hat and sash to your X profile pic.

Upload your X profile image, and the site will generate a party-version with a party hat and a sash that says "DeadYet Party Planning Committee." Best results usually come from a square image with the face centered.

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How it works
  • The uploaded image is centered and cropped into a square.
  • A party hat is placed on the top-left area of the head.
  • A sash is added diagonally with the text "DeadYet Party Planning Committee."
  • You can download the finished PNG and use it as your profile image.

If the face sits unusually high or low in the source image, try uploading a more centered crop for the best result.

Join the party watch.

Bring memes, confetti, and a basic understanding that this is not a retirement plan.

Is this a call to action?

Absolutely not, we patiently await better times on that fateful day, but absolutely request that no one actually do anything to evil fat orange thief. Is he an absolute piece of shit? Yes. Should you do anything? Absolutely not. DONT DO ANYTHING.

Is this affiliated with evil fat orange thief?

No. This is parody and political satire with no affiliation, endorsement, or authorization. Not real.

Is this financial advice?

Absolutely not. This is barely emotional advice.

Does the coin have utility?

It provides community, satire, and a way to disappoint your accountant.

What happens if real news breaks?

The website should be updated with restraint, accuracy, and common sense.